✦ The 5 Beauty & Body Rules I Live By ✦

No clutter. No lies. Just the rules that keep my bathroom from becoming a body care graveyard.

Let’s skip the fluff. These are the rules I follow so I’m not hoarding dusty bottles under my sink like a gremlin guarding expired treasure.

1) If it doesn’t feel good, it’s a no.

I don’t care how cute the packaging is. If it burns, leaves a weird film, or makes me question my life choices in the shower, it’s gone. I want to enjoy my routine, not suffer through it for “results.”

2) I rotate by mood, not seasons.

If I want to smell like a cinnamon roll on a Tuesday in July, I will. Your scent should match your vibe, not the calendar.

3) Shower products must pass the vibe check.

Does it make me look forward to shower time? Does it bloom in steam? Does it leave my skin soft, not tight like a raisin in the sun? If not, it’s not getting a second date.

4) Moisturize like future-you is watching.

I don’t care how tired I am. Lotion or oil, something. Dry-shin life is not for me.

5) If I wouldn’t re-buy it, I don’t hype it.

No pretend reviews for clicks. If I wouldn’t spend my own money on it again, it won’t show up here. Honest opinions only.

Stick to these and your bathroom won’t turn into a pile of half-used regrets. We’re keeping it simple, soft, and smelling good.